Oh, and for the record, my dad doesn't actually have blue hair, that was just the colour of the marker (stupid markers that LOOK black but aren't!)
We spent all of last week analyzing my brother because he was sick, and came up with the conclusion that he needs to express his feelings more.
My parents and I had a late-night discussion last week about... Star Wars.
...and then my dad and I discussed and researched the difference between a "nerd" and a "geek". (Yes, I ask a lot of weird questions...)
I was watching my brother the other day when he was looking for the ketchup in our pantry closet, and then all of a sudden he steps inside the pantry and closes the door behind him!
Sometimes we burst into song randomly. (Okay, mostly my dad and I, but the rest of my family has done it, too.)
This just... doesn't make sense.
Well, I had recently told my dad a story about a relay race where kids had to put petroleum jelly on their noses and use it to get cotton balls out of a bowl, but normal people just don't say these things suddenly in other conversations which have nothing to do with the topic, which is what my dad did.
My dad thinks this lame calculus joke is the most hilarious thing in the world. You can read the joke here. If you've taken calculus and you think it's funny, well... maybe you and my dad can be friends.
According to my mom, my dad cries "at the drop of a bucket". :)
...and if that's not enough proof that my family is weirder than yours, well... I don't even know. Anyway, if you DO want to prove that your family is weirder than mine, give me proof in your own blog post or in the comments. I know my sister wasn't in any of these cartoons, but trust me, she's weird too.
How is your family weird??