Me: (trying to explain at how I fail at using bookmarks) ...and my bookmark was right there on the table beside me and when I got to the page I wanted to be-
Bro: You make goals for yourself for how many pages you read in a sitting?
Me: No, I just meant, like, when I got to the page I did when I finished my chocolate milk. Um, I mean... like, when I was finished with it... (trying to explain)
Bro: And you call yourself an author.
Me: Hey, I never call myself articulate out loud.
Bro: So... are you articulate in loud then?
Me: Wow... you are such an intelligent conversationalist.
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