Um. I might have been baking today. Some
You cracked an egg imperfectly and now there's an eggshell in there and YOU CAN'T GET IT OUT.
No worries, you say. Eggshells have got nutrients, like calcium. It's all good.
While digging for eggshells in slimy egg guts, you realize you forgot to wash your hands.
OH WELL, you think. Your family needs to build up their immune systems anyway.
While squishing frozen bananas out of their brown hides into your mixer, you notice how much they look like yellow slugs.
And then a friend shows you this link and you never want to eat banana muffins again. Oh, wait. That's not relevent.
You burn the muffins.*
IT'S STILL ALL GOOD. (You don't pay attention to any COMPLETELY NONEXISTENT tears of frustration). Birds like burnt muffins, RIGHT!? And you forgot to fill the bird feeder last week. ALL. GOOD.
You accidentally inject some sort of bizarre chemical into your muffin mix and everything explodes when you turn the oven on and it triggers THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT aka dragonflies take over the Earth.
I mean, you're dead. But at least there's no mosquitoes, RIGHT??
See how easy it is to keep a positive attitude while baking? Good luck, everyone!
*Disclaimer: I did not actually burn my muffins today. :D They're quite yummy, actually.
In other news... I have received the awesometastic Liebster award from Jenny AND Brittany (teenage host of the teen writers summer blogfest I participated in for July). I will dole that out later.
Speaking of the Teen Writers Summer Blogfest... on the last day we did this "Ask the Teens" thing... and I think I want to do that again. So start thinking of things you want to know about teens & their reading habits! I will have a post with details on that later.